My Name Is Death And The End Is Here.

Oh gosh, I guess i kind of walked into this didnt I.

1. First time with my first girlfriend. Lots of discovering and it included my first oral(giving and recieving). definitely a happy memory.
2. Same girl, but first time with any kind of toy. Oh my god. 
3. after that(at age 17) there was a girl I reallly liked, and we got really stoned with some of her friends and i blurted it out. and she took me upstairs, which i assumed was to tell me she didn’t feel that way about me. instead she locked the door and kissed me, and we proceeded from there, Being stoned and having sex is amazing. 
4. The first time with Marc.  No one was home, and i pretty much jumped him. It was 3 weeks into the relationship, and i just couldnt help my self.
5. And this one because i find it hilarious: When marc and i were together at first it was a few months after he had dumped the girl he lived with, and couldnt afford to live on his own again yet. so he lived with his mom and stepdad. One night as we were going at it, he had a 80 year old brass bed frame by the way, so extra squeeky, we heard his mom open the door of their room and I was on top of him so i froze, because we thought they were asleep. We heard her walk to his door and put her head to it. and i was trying not to laugh, and he was trying to keep going she then said” Stop tossing and turning, youre keeping me and the dog up”. and she left and i almost peed i was laughing so hard.